Nick Seagers

Dear Humidity,

I want to first say that I understand the good you do, bringing moisture to plants and being an important part of our ecosystem.

That being said, I think it’s time we stop seeing one another. I’m no good with you.

When you’re around you make me agitated and I become dependent on processed air, which is not especially healthy. On top of that, you make me feel gross as if something is wrong.

The way you make hair curl and frizz like Gene Wilder is also not appreciated.

I don’t love you.

I never have.

I hope you understand,
Nick